June 15, 2005

Here she is, Ms. Dogs Steal Yarn Sock 2005

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Ms. GWTF: I want to thank each and every one of you who voted for me. When Cari Kitchenered the toe of my second sock, I expected a quiet life, a modest life lived in the sock drawer and in Cari's cute little red shoes. Now, thanks to you, I have a greater purpose. It is my hope that we will see the scourge of Second Sock Syndrome defeated in my lifetime. I will work tirelessly to remind knitters of their responsibility to finish what they start. I will work tirelessly...but not yet. It's hot out there and I'm wearing cashmere. I'll see you in the fall. Late fall, most likely.

October! Our crusade begins in October! But first, a long nap. Um, Cari? Is there air conditioning in that sock drawer?

Posted by cari at June 15, 2005 12:08 AM
Comments

You neglected to tell us who the runner-up is, in the event Ms. GWTF cannot fulfill her duties as Ms. Dogs Steal Yarn Sock 2005.

I'm upset about my sock losing.

Posted by: Iris

Congrats to GWTF! Wear the crown with pride. See you next year!

Posted by: Christie

I love it. But what about visiting other nations to lead the fight against Second Sock Syndrome?

Posted by: Lori-Ann

*applause* *applause*... could there ever have been another winner?

Posted by: anna

Hurrah! I win.

Oh, and thanks for the sock tip you left on my blog, Cari.

Posted by: Noo

the crowd roars

wild clapping erupts

and Ms GWTF promises to achieve world sock peace between self-striping, plain and variegated socks.

Posted by: jacqueline

Damn. Oh well, I guess it was unrealistic to expect world peace from a pageant winner anyway.

Posted by: Cassie

YEE HAW! I'm goin' to see my bookie right now.

Posted by: Lawrence Quigley

That ones got loftly goals, I'll tell you. Love the tiara.

PS - Thanks for the boost yesterday!

Posted by: Cara

I have a pair of socks over here just DYING to take her out on the town.... East meets West? A long-distance love affair?

Posted by: Rachael

How about a little encore Flamenco number??

Posted by: melanie

I've heard rumors that one of the leading sock tabloids has pictures of Ms. GWTF in various stages of lurid unravelling. I would imagine they are false documents, and I can recommend a good sock attorney.

Posted by: Em

The one...the only! May you be successful on your quest. There should never the SSS anywhere in Blogland (or the world for that matter). Enjoy your hiatis and come back strong in the fall!

Posted by: margene

Why it was a lovely ceremony. But where's the sceptor?

Posted by: Rebekah

congratulations to ms. gwtf! i'm inspired to start knitting another pair of socks. xo

Posted by: kaarin

and may ms. gwtf find much luck in eradicating the Second Sock Syndrome! this has been a perfect antidote to my Physics homework (I know! In June!) this past week! xoxo thanks cari

Posted by: kaarin

those are THE most adoreable cute sock pictures I've seen in a blog ever! They are tempting me to pick up sock knitting. I have knitted for more than 30 years (nearly "all" my life thihi..) but only maybe 1 and 1/2 sock.. Tanks for sharing! yes I will definitely knit a sock or two soon, thanks to you. And btw - I find your blog amazing - one of the best!! :)

Posted by: karen

I demand a recount!

Posted by: Daffodil Sock